Once upon a time in the land of Bollywood dreams, spicy shaadis, and “log kya kahenge” pressure cookers, marriage was the milestone. The ultimate adulting badge. A Big Fat Indian Wedding™ that involved more outfit changes than a Broadway musical and guest lists that included your dad’s barber’s nephew. But somewhere between “rishta pakka” and “ek chutki sindoor,” something quietly shifted. We, the Gen Disenchanted, looked around at the chaos of coupledom, sipped our overpriced iced coffee, and collectively said:“Thanks, but no thanks.”

This article explores the fascinating concept of Chiranjivis—the seven immortals in Hindu mythology who are believed to still walk the Earth. Each of these legendary figures was granted eternal life for their unique virtues, roles, or divine purposes. The article presents a compelling narrative around each immortal:Ashwatthama – Cursed to live forever in pain for his crimes in the Mahabharata.King Mahabali – A just ruler promised an annual return during the festival of Onam.Veda Vyasa – The divine sage and author of the Mahabharata, who continues to guide through wisdom.Hanuman – The ever-living devotee of Lord Rama, known for his strength and loyalty.Kripacharya – The eternal teacher, symbolizing moral guidance and wisdom.Parashurama – The fierce warrior-sage awaiting his return to train the future avatar, Kalki.Markandeya – The boy-sage blessed with eternal youth after conquering death through devotion.Blending mythology with spiritual reflection, the article invites readers to consider whether these immortals truly roam among us today—perhaps unseen, but forever influencing the world. Their stories serve as timeless reminders of righteousness, sacrifice, devotion, and divine purpose.